John Entwistle stared at Nicky from across the room. Music blared loudly as the Moonies had another party. Only this time, Nicky wasn't having fun. Her hair was dyed like a British flag, which was perfect because it matched her platforms, mini-skirt, and blouse.
 John felt sorry for her. Graham had left her just 2 days before they were supposed to be married. All because he'd met some faggot at a cafe. That really pissed John off. John walked across the room to her. She was staring outside the window as he sat next to her on the loveseat.
 "'Ello, love." he said loudly. Nicky looked at him. She'd been crying. John could tell.
 "Oh, hi, John. Enjoying the party?" she inquired. John shook his head.
 "Not really. They get boring after awhile." he answered. Nicky smiled and continued to look out the window.
 "Listen," John continued, "I'm really sorry about you and Graham. He's nothing but a faggot, and you deserve better." Nicky stared at him, and the tears began to fall.
 "I loved him, John. I thought he loved me, too!" she screamed. John put a hand on her knee.
 "I'm sorry, love. I just don't have any respect for him. I didn't to begin with, but now I have even less. How about you and me goin' upstairs for a bit?" he asked. Nicky wiped her cheek with the back of her hand.
 "Are you hitting on me, John Entwistle?" she sobbed. John leaned forward and kissed her. He'd liked Nicky for a long time. They'd dated for a bit, but then she'd met Graham.
 "I love you, Nic. I want you to be happy. That's all. I hate seeing you so sad." he whispered in her ear. He felt Nicky holding onto him tightly.
 "John, I'm a virgin." she admitted with a little hint of embarassment in her voice. He smiled.
 " 'Tis okay." he replied. John took Nicky by the hand, and led her to her bedroom upstairs.

 Meanwhile, Aura and Kim were having a bit of fun with Pete. Pete sat in between them, and the two girls were all over him. He loved it! Every second of it!
 "Oh, Pete! You're so fucking hot!" Aura giggled. Pete smiled and kissed her.
 "Well, you are too!" he answered.
 "Pete, I think you are the sexiest ever!" Kim exclaimed. Pete kissed her too.

 Alex and Keith were having a bit of fun throwing darts at Eric Idle's head. Seemingly, Eric was rather excited to have sharp objects thrown at him.
 "It turns me on!" Eric exclaimed as a dart hit him in the leg causing him to yell "Ow!". Keith lauged and then aimed for his crotch.

 Upstairs, Nicky was having second thoughts about having a tryst with John.
 "Do you honestly love me, John? Or are you just saying that so you can get some?" she asked. John could have kicked himself in the arse by now.
 "I love you, Nicky. I don't want to hurt you like Graham!" he answered as he pinned her on the bed. Nicky stared into his beautiful blue eyes. She had to admit that she wanted to. She'd always thought John quite the man. But she just figured she'd never have a chance with him. And now, here she was.
 John kissed her and whispered in her ear, "Don't you remember 3 months ago in my flat? I told you I loved you." he stated. Nicky snickered.
 "Yeah, I remember. You said you loved me then started groping me."

 Pete and Aura were frantically making out on the sofa. Kim was getting jealous.
 "Okay, Aura! I love him too! Now it's my turn!" she screamed. Aura giggled as Pete nibbled her ear.
 "No! I said 5 minutes!" she said. Kim sighed.
 "It's been 5 minutes!" she yelled. She grabbed Aura and threw her on the floor, then got ontop of Pete. Aura then ripped her off of Pete, threw her on the floor, and got on him.
 *Wow*, Pete thought. *Girls are fighting over me! COOL!* He watched as Aura and Kim battled on the floor.
 "Ladies! Ladies!" he shouted, "Wait till we get to the bedroom to wrestle! then you can wrestle with me!" Aura stared at him.
 "I get the first ride!" she screamed. Kim looked at her and slapped her in the face.
 "No, I do!"
 "No, I do!"
 "No, I do!"
 "No, I do!"
 "No! I DO!" screamed Graham as he walked in the door. Aura screamed in horror! Pete stared wide-eyed at Graham. So the pommie faggot was back.
 "No you don't, Graham Chapman!" Kim shouted, "Cos if you do, Pete will smash a guitar ovah your 'ead!" Pete smiled.
 "Yeah! Oh, and by the way, John's upstairs fucking your ex." he said happily. Graham started sobbing and ran out the door.
 "See, Pete! The moral of the story is... Everybody wants you!" Aura screamed.