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I Still Call The Bar My Home - J.P.












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Okie-day. I take sod all credit for this page. Well, I take credit for the page but not the song on it. My friend from primary school wrote it when I was in year 6.














It's a parody of the great Aussie song, "I Still Call Australia Home" written by my friend from school John. Or J.P. Or Japes. He was known as all three usually.

"I Still Call the Bar My Home" by J.P. Gauntlet (JPG lol!)
 
I've been to pubs that never close down
I've had whiskey and rum and some crap that was brown
But no matter home many times I get kicked out of a bar
I still call the bar my home!
 
When in actuallity it goes something like this:

I've been to cities that never close down
From New York to Rome and Old London Town
But no matter how far or how wide I roam
I still call Australia home
















Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free... with golden soil and wealth for toil, our home is girt by sea... OMG! Japes' house is called 'Girt By Sea'! LMAO!